Ruin your day with tits – Rovinarti la giornata con le tette

Ecco come io e tante altre roviniamo la giornata alla gente con le tette.

Il video geniale, trovato sul sito autosvezzamento.it è di un duo australiano: Juliette Moody e Catherine Crowley.
La traduzione del testo la trovate qui.

Strange feeling coming over me
As I stare at my coffee
Don’t know if it’s lack of sleep
Or my post baby body
Must be this new ego
That comes when your assets grow
Now I want to share them around
With everybody

When I’m out getting a bite to eat
Or meeting people on the street
I’m always thinking to myself
Would you like to see them
They’ve never been this big before
Come on whatcha waiting for
Don’t give me that awkward look
That you really don’t want to see them

Everybody knows new mothers are exhibitionists
Taking every chance they get to ruin your day with tits
Pretending their little ones need
Some comfort or a feed
Taking every chance they get to ruin your day with tits

Ruin your day, Ruin your day, Ruin your day with tits
Ruin your day, Ruin your day, Ruin your day with tits

So please don’t offer me a blanket or a shawl
I’m happy for everyone to cop an eyeful
And I’m not going to retreat
To the comfort of a toilet seat
I’m staying right out here
Where everybody eats

Everybody knows new mothers are exhibitionists
Taking every chance they get to ruin your day with tits
Pretending their little ones need
Some comfort or a feed
Taking every chance they get to ruin your day with tits

Ruin your day, Ruin your day, Ruin your day with tits
Ruin your day, Ruin your day, Ruin your day with tits

Because tits are scary, just like spiders
Like Essendon on peptides -er
They’re the monsters under your bed
Or the voice in your head

And they’re the scary thing behind the curtain at night
And they’ll claw and at you and bite
Like being chased by a tornado
Or a real life a Sharknado

Everybody knows new mothers are exhibitionists
Taking every chance they get to ruin your day with tits
Pretending their little ones need
Some comfort or a feed
Taking every chance they get to ruin your day with tits

Ruin your day, Ruin your day, Ruin your day with tits
Ruin your day, Ruin your day, Ruin your day with tits